A VERY HELPFUL LIST OF RANDOM EXCUSES / by Natalie Macken

Pony and Bear Blog | Random Excuses
  • I won’t be coming to work today because I love Keanu Reaves.

  • I won't be coming to work today because my fortune cookie said not to.

  • I won't be coming to work today because I have eyebrow hairs that won't go the right way.

  • I won't be coming to work today because I’m locked inside my house.

  • I won’t be coming to work today because I have dandruff.

  • I can’t go out with you because my teeth hurt.

  • I can’t go out with you because there’s an uneven number of steps between my front door and my car.

  • I can’t go out with you because fluorescent lighting makes me itch.

  • I can’t go out with you because my horoscope said not to hang around people who wear velvet.

  • I can’t go out with you because my dog is fat.

  • I didn’t finish it because my neighbour is learning to play the violin.

  • I didn’t finish it because I have vertigo.

  • I didn’t finish it because Katy Perry stole my car in my dream.

  • I didn’t finish it because I have an ingrown hair complex.

  • I didn’t finish it because I was on a really long Easter Egg hunt.