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                                   BILLY

                         Hey Sally - why did the robot

                         cross the road?

 

                                   SALLY

                         I dunno. Why did the robot cross

                         the road?

 

                                   BUTTONS

                         Because she was programmed to do

                         so!

 

                                   SALLY

                         Hah! Billy, she beat you to it.

 

                                   NAOMI

                         Hi Buttons!

 

                                   STEVE

                         Hey Buttons!

 

                                   SALLY

                         Buttons - you look different.

 

                                   NAOMI

                         Have you been polished or

                         something?

 

                                   BUTTONS

                         Yes. I went in for my one hundred

                         year service today.

 

                                   STEVE

                         A hundred years? You must have

                         seen everything.

 

                                   BILLY

                         Yeah But can she dance?

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               MAGICAL WHOOSH

 

               SONG: THE FUNKY ROBOT

 

                                   STEVE

                         That was Funkalicious!

 

                                   BILLY

                             (puffing)

                         Who knew you could move like that

                         Buttons! I could hardly keep up

 

                                   BUTTONS

                         I got my joint's oiled in my one

                         hundred year service. I'm a

                         finely oiled machine!

 

                                   NAOMI

                         Hey, what's that on your front

                         screen buttons?

 

                                   SALLY

                         It looks like some kind of...

 

                                   NAOMI

                         Map!

 

                                   BILLY

                         Map?

 

                                   BUTTONS

                         Look closer

 

                                   STEVE

                         It's a map that leads to...

                         Hidden Mountain

 

                                   SALLY

                         But how can a mountain hide?

 

                                   NAOMI

                         The map says that it's in the

                         valley of the clouds

 

                                   STEVE

                         Brilliant. Lets go!

 

                                   ALL

                         Woooaaaaa!

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               TIME WARP

 

               WALKING, BIRDS, WILDERNESS

 

                                   NAOMI

                         Wow. This really is the top of

                         the world.

 

                                   BUTTONS

                         No. Top of the world. Mount

                         Everest, 8850 metres high. Sixty

                         six times the height of the

                         Sydney Harbour Bridge.

 

                                   BILLY

                         Buttons, this mountain has to be

                         higher than Everest.

                         You can practically see all the

                         way to the edge of the earth.

 

                                   SALLY

                         Yeah but this is hidden mountain

                         Billy. It's not on any other map.

 

                                   STEVE

                         What's that?

 

                                   NAOMI

                         Looks like a... rainbow? But. A

                         flying rainbow?

 

                                   BILLY

                         It's Petey!

 

                                   BUTTONS

                         Correct. Captain Pedro Eduardo

                         Juarez approaching. Otherwise

                         known as Petey the pirate parrot.

 

                                   PETEY

                         Arrr! Ahoy! You couldn't have

                         climbed a hill instead? Aye in

                         all me years on the seven seas,

                         I've never been so tired. You lot

                         are harder to find than me buried

                         booty. Garrr!

 

                                   NAOMI

                         Shhhhhh... listen. If we're all

                         quiet, we can sit for a while,

                         enjoy the view and listen to the

                         mountain.

 

                                   PETEY

                         Arrr! Tis a pretty view for a

                         pretty parrot!

 

                                   BILLY

                         Shhhhhhh!

 

                                   NAOMI

                         Shhhhhhh!

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               INSECTS, BIRDS, WILDERNESS

 

               SONG: ON TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN

 

                                   SALLY

                         I guess we should start walking

                         down before it gets dark.

 

                                   STEVE

                         Yeah. You never know what hidden

                         things come out at night on a

                         hidden mountain.

 

                                   PETEY

                         Aye no matter, I'll swash them

                         with my swashbuckling skills!

 

                                   BILLY

                         Petey, that's not going to scare

                         anyone because no-one even knows

                         what swashbuckling is!

 

                                   NAOMI

                         I hope we'll be back here some

                         day.

 

                                   BUTTONS

                         Follow me.

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               CROSSFADE FROM WILDERNESS TO BUSY STREET

 

               FOOTSTEPS ON GRAVEL, APPROACHING CAR

 

                                   SPARKI

                         Konichiwa my favourite friends...

                         Ah, and Mr Petey.

 

                                   BUTTONS

                         Konichiwa. Traditional Japanese

                         greeting. Hello to you Mr Spark E

                         Motors. Four-door Electric car

                         otherwise known as Sparki.

 

                                   STEVE

                         Hey Sparki. You never told me you

                         run on electric.

 

                                   PETEY

                         Ahoy. I be running on electric

                         too. Look at my beautiful

                         feathers - electric blue.

 

                                   NAOMI

                         Electricity. He runs on

                         electricity Petey, it's not the

                         same thing.

 

                                   BUTTONS

                         Correct.

 

                                   SPARKI

                         I run on the energy created from

                         sunlight which means that I don't

                         burn any fuel. I help keep the

                         air clean.

 

                                   SALLY

                         But Sparki, you're not hot like

                         the sun.

 

                                   SPARKI

                         I will be soon if we don't get

                         going. Hop in!

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               CAR DOOR OPENS AND SLAMS SHUT

 

               IGNITION AND SPEED OFF

 

               SONG: BROOM BROOM BROOM

 

               DRIVING ALONG AND CAR HORN

 

                                   SALLY

                         Hmmmmmmmmmm, I love that smell. I

                         can smell the sea.

 

                                   STEVE

                         Are you sure it's not Petey?

 

                                   NAOMI

                         No, I can smell it too. Where are

                         we Sparki?

 

                                   SPARKI

                         Hang on a minute, we're almost

                         there.

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

                         BRAKES

 

                                   BILLY

                         The beach!

 

                                   STEVE

                         Yeah, sweet!

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               BEACH AMBIENCE

 

                                   NAOMI

                         Lets call Bluey for a swim

 

                                   BUTTONS

                         Full name. Barnacle B Blue

                         otherwise known as Bluey. Blue

                         whales are the largest living

                         creatures on earth with an

                         average length of 26 metres.

 

                                   SALLY

                         Here's the conch, I'll blow into

                         it to let him know we're here

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               LONG DEEP CONCH SOUND

 

               SURFACING SPLASH

 

                                   PETEY

                         Shiver me stunning feathers, is

                         that me fine ship a yonder?

 

                                   NAOMI

                         Not unless your ship's a blue

                         mammal!

 

                                   STEVE

                         It's the blue dude himself!

 

                                   BLUEY

                         Hi friends! I was just underwater

                         enjoying some fish-watching in my

                         friend the octapus' garden when I

                         heard you call

 

                                   BILLY

                         How's life under the sea?

 

                                   BLUEY

                         Life's a beach, I'm meeting Sarah

                         Southern Right after lunch to go

                         cruising for Krill

 

                                   SALLY

                         Krill?

 

                                   BUTTONS

                         Krill. Tiny shrimp-like marine

                         animals. Very important part of

                         the food chain. Main diet for

                         some types of seals, sharks,

                         stingrays and whales.

 

                                   BLUEY

                         Hey stop talkin' bout my lunch...

                         you're makin' me hungry.

                         I'm glad you called, I miss

                         having you guys to sing with.

                         Fancy giving me a song?

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               SONG: LETS GO DOWN TO THE BEACH

 

               SWIMMING AND SPLASHING

 

               THUNDER

 

                                   BILLY

                         O-Oh! We'd better get going Bluey

 

                                   STEVE

                         See ya my main mammal!

 

                                   SALLY

                         Bye bluey

 

                                   NAOMI

                         See you soon

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               WIND AND BAD WEATHER

 

               CAR HORN

 

               DOORS SHUT

 

               IGNITION

 

               DRIVING

 

                                   NAOMI

                         It's nice and warm in here

 

                                   SALLY

                         Far out, it's really coming down -

                         what'll we do now?

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               SONG: ON A RAINY DAY

 

                                   STEVE

                         Hey Sparki, did we leave our

                         gumboots in the boot?

 

                                   SPARKI

                         Sure did Mr Steve!

 

                                   STEVE

                         Brilliant! We can go looking for

                         puddles!

 

                                   PETEY

                         Aggggrrr! I don't do puddles, no

                         sir you can have your puddles

                         hmmff!

 

                                   BILLY

                         Sparki, can you please drop us

                         off at the train station?

 

                                   NAOMI

                         Yeah! Lets go to the zoo

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               CAR STOPS

 

               DOORS SHUT

 

               STEAM TRAIN WHISTLE

 

                                   TRAIN DRIVER

                         All aboard!

 

                                   STEVE

                         Hah! Just in time

 

                                   BUTTONS

                         Has the rain stopped? I don't

                         want to rust

 

                                   SALLY

                         Ah... yep, it's stopped

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               STEAM TRAIN WHISTLE

 

                                   BILLY

                         Hurry up!

 

                                   NAOMI

                         Six tickets to the zoo please

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               STEAM TRAIN STARTS

 

                                   ALL

                             (yelling over the noise

                              of the train)

                         Bye Sparki!

 

                                   SPARKI

                         Goodbye my friends. See you

                         soon... have fun at the zoo

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               STEAM TRAIN CHUGGING ALONG

 

                                   DRIVER

                         Next stop - the zoo

 

                                   NAOMI

                         What's your favourite animal

                         Buttons?

 

                                   BUTTONS

                         Favourite animal. The

                         Unicorn......

 

                                   STEVE

                         But there's no such thing as a

                         Unicorn

 

                                   SALLY

                         How do you know?

 

                                   STEVE

                         Because I've never seen one

 

                                   PETEY

                         Arg! and what if I'd seen all the

                         treasure I've been a huntin'

                         for... where's the fun in that to

                         be sure?

 

                                   BILLY

                         You've seen one though buttons?

 

                                   BUTTONS

                         Correct. Uka Unicorn. Best friend

                         of mine when I was young and

                         still growing into my bolts.

 

                                   NAOMI

                         Do you think we'll see one at the

                         zoo?

 

                                   BUTTONS

                         No. Unicorn habitat - Hidden

                         mountain. Can be see grazing at

                         dawn.

 

                                   NAOMI

                         I can't wait to go back there!

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               TRAIN STOPPING

 

               WHISTLE BLOWING

 

                                   DRIVER

                         Passengers please alight here for

                         the zoo

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               SONG: ALL OF THE ANIMALS

 

                                   SALLY

                             (laughing)

                         That was funny when the

                         chimpanzee was imitating Steve

 

                                   NAOMI

                         Yeah, when the ant crawled up his

                         legs and he was dancing around

                         trying to get it off!

 

                                   STEVE

                         Wasn't that funny

 

                                   BUTTONS

                         Incorrect. Funniest thing I've

                         seen all day!

 

                                   STEVE

                         Anyway, my favourite was the

                         seals. Bit smelly though

 

                                   SALLY

                             (Laughing)

                         Are you sure that wasn't just

                         Petey?

 

                                   BILLY

                         I loved the wombats

 

                                   PETEY

 

               Muttering under his breath.

 

                                   BILLY

                         What was that Petey?

 

                                   PETEY

                         Agh! I said I didn't like those

                         pesky peacocks

 

                                   NAOMI

                         Oh, they're amazingly beautiful

 

                                   PETEY

                         Humf! those big fancy tails, they

                         look like big feather dusters

 

                                   STEVE

                         You're just jealous because

                         they're more colourful than you

 

                                   PETEY

                         Hah! Tis nothing more colourful

                         than I in all the world

 

                                   STEVE

                         If you say so

 

                                   SALLY

                         Hey, where's this gate go to?

 

                                   NAOMI

                         Don't know, it's not on the map.

                         Maybe we'll find some more

                         animals!

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               GATE OPENING/CLOSING

 

               KOOKABURRA

 

                                   NAOMI

                         Hi Mr kookaburra!

 

                                   SALLY

                         He must think something's pretty

                         funny around here!

 

                                   BILLY

                         Yeah... Steve!

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               FOOTSTEPS

 

               ZOO SOUNDS DISSOLVE INTO JUNGLE

 

                                   STEVE

                         Check out all the massive trees!

 

                                   BILLY

                         Wow!

 

                                   SALLY

                         Where are we now?

 

                                   NAOMI

                         I think we might be lost

 

                                   STEVE

                         How can you be lost when I know

                         where you are?... you're standing

                         right there!

 

                                   BILLY

                         Hey look!

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               ELEPHANT TRUMPETING

 

                                   NAOMI

                         That's weird... We must have

                         ended up in the… jungle?

 

                                   BUTTONS

                         Correct. Jungle - the densest

                         form of tropical forest. Jungle

                         is identified by high humidity

                         and many many types of animals

 

                         and plants.

 

                                   SALLY

                         Humidilly?

 

                                   PETEY

                         Aye, you want me to hum a ditty?

                             (humming)

                         hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum

                             (singing)

                         a pirate's life for me

 

                                   BUTTONS

                         Not hum a ditty! Humidity. The

                         amount of moisture found in the

                         air. It makes us feel hot in

                         summer.

 

                                   STEVE

                         I vote we go on safari

 

                                   PETEY

                         Yo ho no sir!, I don't do deserts

                         either. Only the sea she be my

                         bride

 

                                   BILLY

                         Well, we're definitely going.

                         Anyway, it's a jungle safari, not

                         a desert safari. Let's see what

                         else we can find

 

                                   PETEY

                         Aye, wait up me maties!

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               JUNGLE SOUNDS

 

               SONG: JUNGLE SAFARI.

 

               DISTANT DRUMMING

 

               NATIVE SINGING AND CHANTING

 

                                   NAOMI

                         What's that sound?

 

                                   BILLY

                         It's coming from over there,

                         through those palm fronds

 

                                   BUTTONS

                         Let me go first

 

                                   NAOMI

                         Cool! It's a native tribe

 

                                   STEVE

                         Hey, Billy, do you think they'd

                         let us dance with them?

 

                                   BILLY

                         Yeah, I don't see why not, we

                         know Button's has got the groove!

 

                                   SALLY

                         Let's go and say hi

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               DRUMMING BECOMING CLOSER

 

               SONG: TRIBAL DANCE

 

               DRUMMING AND CHATTING FADES OFF

 

                                   STEVE

                         How cool is that? they gave me

                         this drum to keep

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               STEVE HITTING DRUM

 

                                   STEVE

                         Think I might need a bit of

                         practise!

 

                                   BUTTONS

                         Correct.

 

                                   NAOMI

                         It's pretty dark. I wonder what

                         time it is?

 

                                   SALLY

                         Wow, look at the moon. Did it

                         just wink at me?

 

                                   STEVE

                         And the stars

 

                                   PETEY

                         Ah, the stars, a pirate's best

                         friend

 

                                   BILLY

                         I can't really see them from

                         here. Why don't we go and sit in

                         that clearing for a while.

 

                                   SALLY

                         I wonder why there are no trees

                         here?

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               WHIRRING SOUND OF A UFO

 

                                   STEVE

                         What's that noise?

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               UFO BEEPS

 

                                   BILLY

                         Aaaaaaah...

 

                                   NAOMI

                         Billy you're gonna catch a whole

                         lot of flies if you don't close

                         your mouth

 

                                   BILLY

                         Lllloooo...

 

                                   NAOMI

                         Do you need to find a toilet?

 

                                   BILLY

                             (astonished)

                         Look... up...

 

                                   SALLY

                         Whoa!

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               AIR RELEASE DOOR

 

               DOOR OPENS AND HITS GROUND WITH THUD

 

                                   STEVE

                             (scared)

                         The door just opened

 

                                   NAOMI

                         Let's go and have a look inside

 

                                   PETEY

                         Hah! Madame, I think you'll find

                         that I most definitely do not do

                         alien space craft, why, there's

                         only one ship for me and you can

                         bet your buckles it's not a space

                         one!

 

                                   SALLY

                         Oh, I don't know if we should. I

                         mean, it's late... they might be

                         hungry aliens

 

                                   BILLY

                         Surely they can find a better

                         meal than you! Come on! This is

                         our chance to fly away into

                         space!

 

                                   SALLY

                         Mmmmmm... Ok then

 

                                   PETEY

                         Argh, why are y'all looking at

                         me?

 

                                   STEVE

                         Because Petey, you're the only

                         one of us who's used to walking

                         the plank

 

                                   PETEY

                         Matey's got a good point. Follow

                         me

 

                                   NAOMI

                         Alright, is everyone ready? Hold

                         hands... lets go!

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               LAZER BEAMING THEM INTO SPACESHIP PORT

 

               AIR RELEASE DOOR CLOSES

 

               UFO TAKING OFF

 

                                   ALL

                         Woooaaaaa!!!

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               NIGHT ATMOSPHERE WITH CRICKETS

 

                                   NAOMI

                         That... was... amazing!

 

                                   SALLY

                         Did anyone else see what I think

                         I saw on our way up?

 

                                   BILLY

                         Yeah - that thing with the fiery

                         tail?

 

                                   BUTTONS

                         That thing. A Comet. A huge lump

                         made of ice and dust orbiting

                         around the sun. It is far bigger

                         than our house. It is as large as

                         a whole city.

 

 

                                   SALLY

                         That's not what I saw.

 

                                   NAOMI

                         What was it then?

 

                                   SALLY

                         Not what. Who. I think I saw...

                         Santa

 

                                   STEVE

                         Yeah! I thought that was him too.

                         He must be doing training for the

                         big Christmas flight

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               SLEIGH BELLS

 

                                   BILLY

                         There he goes again!

 

                                   SANTA

                         Ho Ho Ho, Meeeee-rry Almost

                         Christmas!

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               SONG: SANTA CLAUS RAP

 

                                   NAOMI

                         He must get dizzy flying around

                         the earth so many times

 

                                   SALLY

                         What's happening? Are we falling?

 

                                   STEVE

                         No, we must be going back

                         doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooown

 

                                   BILLY

                         Byyyyyyyyyyye Santa. See you

                         sooooooooooooooooooooon

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

 

               DESCENDING SPACESHIP

 

               DOOR OPENS AND HITS GROUND WITH THUD

 

               BLIZZARD COLD SOUND

 

                                   STEVE

                         Wow! It must have really snowed

                         here while we were up in space. I

                         can't even tell which street this

                         is...

 

                                   BILLY

                         Everything's so quiet and...

 

                                   SALLY

                         White

 

                                   BUTTONS

                         Correct. Snow. Frozen water which

                         falls from the sky.

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               BOUNCING

 

                                   NAOMI

                         Hey check out the Kangaroos over

                         there. They're all bouncing on

                         the spot

 

                                   PETEY

                         Aye, tis a lot of bouncing

 

                                   SALLY

                         They must have cold feet... I

                         mean... paws

 

                                   BUTTONS

                         Incorrect. A group of Kangaroos

                         is called a Mob and they're not

                         bouncing because their feet are

                         cold. They want you to go and

                         bounce with them

 

                                   BILLY

                         What does that say on your screen

                         Buttons?

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               CHORDS UNDER SPEAKING

 

                                   SALLY

                         It says... I like to bounce

                         around bounce around like a happy

                         Kangaroo

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               SONG: I LIKE TO BOUNCE AROUND

 

                                   NAOMI

                             (mystified)

                         It's snowing

 

                                   STEVE

                         Hah! I can catch the flakes in my

                         mouth!

                             (phonetically)

                         Thee yook et melths staate ayay!

 

                                   BILLY

                         Whoa-hoooooooooooo!

 

                                   SALLY

                         I don't understand snow

 

                                   NAOMI

                         What do you mean?

 

                                   SALLY

                         It almost seems like magic

 

                                   NAOMI

                         It almost is

 

                                   PETEY

                         Yo ho me hearties I'll let you

                         know

 

                                   BILLY

                         Let me guess

 

                                   ALL

                             (loudly)

                         You don't do snow!

 

                                   STEVE

                         Hey... where's Buttons?

 

                                   BUTTONS

                             (muffled)

                         Help me

 

                                   STEVE

                         Huh? Buttons?

 

                                   BUTTONS

                         Help me. Please provide

                         assistance

 

                                   SALLY

                         Buttons - how are you doing that?

                         How did you become invisible?

 

                                   NAOMI

                             (laughing)

 

                                   STEVE

                         What?

 

                                   SALLY

                         What's funny

 

                                   NAOMI

                             (laughing heavily)

                         Buttons... she's covered... that

                         snowy mound... over there

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               SCRAPING SNOW OFF METAL

 

                                   BILLY

                         Boo Buttons!

 

                                   BUTTONS

                         Thankyou Billy. Snow-proofing

                         broken. Error 2-7-9...

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               SCRAMBLED ROBOT NOISES

 

                                   SALLY

                         Buttons, you need a happy song to

                         warm you up

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               SONG: WE'RE HAPPY

 

                                   NAOMI

                         Hey Sally, what was that move you

                         were doing?

 

                                   SALLY

                         You mean like this?

 

                                   NAOMI

                         Yeah!

 

                                   BILLY

                         Let me try that!

 

                                   STEVE

                         Me too!

 

                                   BILLY

                         Hey you guys, lets listen in and

                         try to follow these moves!

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               SONG: FOLLOW THE LEADER

 

                                   STEVE

                         You know what I've always really

                         wanted to do?

 

                                   NAOMI

                         What?

 

                                   SALLY

                         What?

 

                                   PETEY

                         Conquer the seven seas?

 

                                   BILLY

                         Tell a joke that's actually

                         funny?

 

                                   STEVE

                             (sarcastically)

                         Ha ha... No. I've always wanted

                         to build a tree house

 

                                   NAOMI

                         Brilliant! We could have a club

                         and hold meetings up there. What

                         tools do you reckon we'll need?

 

                                   STEVE

                         Well... I'm not quite sure

 

                                   BILLY

                         I know a song that might help us!

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               SONG: LET'S BUILD THAT HOUSE

 

                                   STEVE

                         That is some seriously

                         spectacular tree house if I don't

                         say so myself

 

                                   NAOMI

                         Really hard work though... I

                         think we've all earned a nice big

                         cold glass of iced water. Do you

                         want one?

 

                                   SALLY

                         We could just eat some snow!

 

                                   BILLY

                         It's melting pretty quickly now

 

                                   SALLY

                         Lets climb up and get out of the

                         sun for a while

 

                                   SALLY

                         Petey, why are you using the

                         ladder when you can fly?

 

                                   PETEY

                         Argh! A captain always stays with

                         his crew

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               SONG: SHINING SO BRIGHT

 

                                   BILLY

                         It's amazing how things can

                         change so quickly... look outside

                         now... no snow

 

                                   NAOMI

                         What are you doing Steve?

 

                                   STEVE

                         Dancing. But... I need something

                         with a beat

 

                                   SALLY

                         How about a bit of Disco?

 

                                   STEVE

                         Dishsoap?

 

                                   SALLY

                         No! Dis-co!

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               SONG: DISCO DANCING

 

                                   STEVE

                         doo-di-doo-di-dooo…Look! I'm

                         doing it! I'm disco dancing!

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               SLIP, FALL AND CRASH

 

                                   BILLY

                         More like Doofus Dancing!

 

                                   SALLY

                         You look like a clown

 

                                   STEVE

                         Clowns don't dance

 

                                   NAOMI

                         They don't need to. Walking

                         around in those huge shoes looks

                         like dancing anyway

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               SONG: CLOWNS

 

                                   JUGGLES

                         Did someone say huge shoes?

 

                                   BILLY

                         Guys... don't look now but

                         there's a clown behind you

 

                                   PETEY

                             (menacingly)

                         Hello. My name is Pedro Eduardo

                         Juarez, have you come to

                         challenge me for my treasure?

                         Stand back everyone...

 

                                   SALLY

                         Petey, this is Juggles, he's a

                         clown, not a pirate!

 

                                   PETEY

                         Aye, he say he be but you can

                         never be too sure. I'm watching

                         you Mr huge shoes

 

                                   BILLY

                         But... what are you doing here

                         juggles?

 

                                   JUGGLES

                         Well Billy Boy, I'm here

                         because...

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               SONG: IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY

 

                                   BILLY

                         Great surprise guys! Much better

                         than the time you all planned

                         that surprise party! I nearly

                         jumped out of my skin!

 

                                   SALLY

                         I can't believe you nearly forgot

                         your own birthday

 

                                   NAOMI

                         I can. This day has been like a

                         whole year

 

                                   PETEY

                         A pirate measures his age by the

                         tides. 

 

                                   STEVE

                         C'mon, the party's not over yet.

                         Let's wind down with a bit of cha

                         cha cha!

 

                                   BUTTONS

                         The cha-cha-chá introduced by

                         Cuban composer and violinist

                         Enrique Jorrín. He said that the

                         sound made by the shoes of the

                         dancers on the floor sounded like

                         "cha-cha-cha", while they tried

                         to follow the new rhythm

 

                                   BILLY

                         Yeah yeah yeah! Aaaaannnnnnnnnd

                         one, two cha cha cha, one two cha

                         cha cha, one two cha cha cha!

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               SONG: MOVE YOUR FEET (CHA, CHA, CHA!)

 

                                   BUTTONS

                         Yaaawwwwwwwnnnnnnn!!!!!

 

                                   SALLY

                         I didn't know you got tired

                         Buttons!

 

                                   BUTTONS

                         I didn't even know I could yawn

 

                                   NAOMI

                         You must be exhausted. I know I

                         am. It's time to call it a day

 

                                   STEVE

                         Yep. I'm all cha cha-ed out. I'm

                         gonna hit the hay

 

                                   BILLY

                         Why what did the hay ever do to

                         you?

 

                                   STEVE

                         It gave me hayfever Billy!

 

                                   SALLY

                         You must be tired, the jokes are

                         getting really bad!

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               PULLING BEDDING BACK

 

               YAWNING

 

                                   NAOMI

                         What an amazing day!

 

                                   SALLY

 

                         One of the best. Ever

 

                                   STEVE

                         There's so much to dream about

 

                                   BILLY

                         Brilliant day

 

                                   NAOMI

                         G'night everyone

 

                                   SALLY

                         Goodnight

 

                                   STEVE

                         Goodnight

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               PARROT FART

 

                                   ALL

                         Petey!!!!

 

                                   PETEY

                         Huh? Argh! Take cover, fire the

                         cannon!

 

                                   NAOMI

                         He's talking in his sleep again!

 

                                   BILLY

                         Sleep tight

 

                                   BUTTONS

                         Sweet dreams

 

                                   SOUND EFFECT

 

               DEEP BREATHING AND LIGHT SNORING